Thursday, April 26, 2007

Thursday Thirteen

Dixie...this one's just for you...

Thirteen Expressions for Women on High Stress Days

1. You - off my planet.

2. Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?

3. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

4. And your crybaby whiny opinion would be?

5. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

6. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

7. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

8. Allow me to introduce myselves.

9. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

10. I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up.

11. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

12. Chaos, panic, and disorder - my job is done here.

13. Earth is full. Go home.

Happy Thursday, everyone!!!! Now BACK TO WORK!!!


Dixiechick said...

Thank you my Bodacious Hoochie... I am going to remember those for next week. Yup, looks like I'll be coming back for the next month or two....

Printing them and posting them on the wall in front of my desk... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

busy91 said...

OMG I HAVE to remember these! LOL!

Travis said...

I like #7 and #9 and #11.

Well, actually I like them all - but these three are my favorites.