Here are some interesting thoughts to ponder this Thursday:
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window.
Happy Thursday, everyone!!!
5 comments:
OK... interesting... but it confirms why I have been asked to be buried without a tie and with my favorite shirt, so i can change when i get there
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH
YOu hurt my head AND made me laugh!!
LOLOL\
but
ooooooooooooooooooo that frickin HOT Tay picture has made me.....Oh MY.....::THUD::
Bond: Excellent plan...I'm sure St. Peter would approve!!! As for me, just fire me up and turn me into a diamond...someone can add the mink and satin later!!!
Turn: That picture is lethal, isn't it? I'd like to plead insanity...I'm just CRAZY about that man!!!!!
Heehee!!
omg, these were great. and that pic......this weekend sweetie! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
HSGR!
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